Saturday, August 21, 2010
Fat People and Uncomfortable Clothing
Ok, let's talk about fat people. I, personally, am one and I have been one my whole life. Never in my entire life has anyone ever said, "Wow, you look skinny!" and, alas, they probably never will. So I am certainly not in a position to tell anyone to lose weight. Here is what I don't understand: I don't understand fat people who squeeze themselves into clothing that is OBVIOUSLY too tight and too small. Now, I agree that a fat person who wears baggy clothing looks..as they say...frumpy. That would be me. But, I guarantee you that I am way more comfortable than these people who go around showing off their belly rolls and can't lift their arms without exposing their breasts. And, for the love of God, WHY are these women trying to squeeze their fat feet into these tiny little high heeled shoes? It's painful to look at and I am SURE painful to walk on. They are trying to squeeze 20 pounds of pork hocks into size 3 shoes and I just want to know why. Do they think it makes them more attractive? I don't know many men who are attracted to women who look like they had to jump from a third story window into their jeans. And I don't know many women who think, "Wow, he's sexy" when a man bends over and the crack of his ass stretches from the floor to Cleveland. It's just too much for me to take. Ladies, I don't care how "cute" your little shoes are or how much you paid for them at the BOGO sale at Payless, get a size that FITS your fat little pork hock feet. Guys, it doesn't matter how much you think your tight jeans are enhancing your package, no woman wants to see it. It just looks painful. So please, all of you out there, let's start a new fashion trend...clothes that FIT! Thank you.
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LMFAO!!! Heidi you crack me up!!! BUT so very true!!! I love reading your stuff. Keep it comin!
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