50 Things I Believe

Just a list of 50 things I believe. Feel free to disagree.
1. Texas toast is just fat bread and the people of Texas probably don't even eat it any more than the French eat french toast.
2. Being an aunt is the most important thing I will ever do with my life.
3. Road rage is a good stress release as long as you limit it to yelling in your own car.
4. People with tattoos are expressive, independent and interesting. If you ask them the stories behind their tattoos, you will learn a lot about them.
5. People need to take better notice of the lessons we can learn from animals.
6. People who abuse animals should be subjected to the death penalty and should be tortured and killed in the same way they tortured and killed the animal.
7. The Duggars need to abstain.
8. People who drive slow in the left lane of the interstate should have their licenses revoked.
9. EMTs do not get the pay or respect they deserve.
10. English should be the official language of the United States. My mother came from Germany and she never once expected Americans to learn German to accommodate her.
11. Sarah Palin is dangerously misguided.
12. If Elin Nordegren didn't try to beat the crap out of Tiger Woods with a golf club, she should have. No one would have blamed her and no jury would have convicted her.
13. There are no dangerous dog breeds, only dangerous dog owners.
14. The legal structure of Columbia County is corrupt.
15. Wrigley is the smartest dog I have. Charlie is the cutest. Gretchen is the most neurotic. Barney is the most appreciative. Tucker is the most well-behaved. Dawson is the most protective. Harry is the most loyal.
16. If I could find a practical use for cat poop, I would be filthy rich (pardon the pun).
17. People have a right to live their lives free of the harassment of others as long as they aren't hurting anyone.
18. Life is a Melissa Etheridge song.
19. Ellen DeGeneres is the funniest person on the planet.
20. Cosmetic surgery is stupid.
21. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston should be spayed and neutered.
22. Sandra Bullock is the epitome of strength and grace and serves as a great role-model for kids. Also, she is hilarious.
23. Martha Stewart has cloned herself. She is EVERYWHERE...Walmart, K-mart, Home Depot, PetSmart...
24. Fred Flintstone must have had an excellent podiatrist.
25. Some people will just never see their own selfishness.
26. Kate Gosselin absolutely cannot dance but she has a lot of guts to try on national TV.
27. Baked Lays rock!
28. It's a lot of fun to feed s'mores to an old person with no teeth.
29. The accident at Extreme World in the Dells should never have happened. No amusement park ride should be set up where one simple human error can cost a life. There should be fail-safe plans at every step.
30. Six Flags Great America Frightfest is the BEST!
31. The world would be a better place if everyone had a mom like mine.
32. There are people in this world who will never stop gossiping or taking joy in the misfortune of others.
33. The White House party crashers should be in jail for a breach of national security. Those people have some serious attention-seeking issues.
34. Grammar and spelling are important. If you don't know the difference between to, too and two, you need to go back to school.
35. Farmville rocks!
36. Friends are often more loyal than siblings because they know and respect you for who you are and not for who they think you should be.
37. Cancer robs many people of many things including the basic comfort in understanding the illness. It is impossible to understand its indescriminate ways.
38. I have been blessed to come to know some of the most outstanding human beings on earth.
39. Building a mosque near Ground Zero is a good idea. It symbolizes the healing of America by illustrating how we can take a huge blow like September 11 and recover. The people who want to build the mosque didn't fly those planes into the buildings. America is based on freedom of religion and it would be un-American to disallow a religious group to build a place of worship.
40. Arizona has the right idea, but the wrong methods to control illegal immigration.
41. "August Rush" is an awesome movie.
42. Mel Gibson has ruined his career.
43. It's great that the US can help all of these poor people in Haiti following the earthquakes and Pakistan following the floods, but how about the homeless people here? We need to take care of America first.
44. Water chestnuts are evil and should be destroyed.
45. There are people in this world who would drive into the ocean if their GPS told them to.
46. Daniel Kutz should be tortured until he tells police where Beth's body is so the children can have closure. LOSER!
47. The executives of BP should get their asses to the Gulf coast region, roll up their sleeves and clean up their freaking mess instead of sitting behind overstuffed leather office chairs saying, "Gosh, we're sorry." Sorry means nothing to the animals covered in oil and the people who have lost their ways of life because of this mess. Yes, accidents happen. However, when the environment is at stake, there is no way in hell it should take 3 months to get it contained!! LOSERS!!
48. Pete Rose deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. There is something very wrong with the NFL allowing Michael Vick to play professional football after he was convicted of felony dog fighting while Charlie Hustle is being banned from baseball and kept out of the Hall of Fame for betting on a few games. Which is the more heinous crime? Very, very wrong...
49. The cocaine either belonged to Paris Hilton or she is the most colossally stupid person on earth. Let me get this straight: it's not her purse, but ALL of the contents inside are hers EXCEPT the "gum" that turned out to be cocaine. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
50. Being eaten by a shark is the worst way to die.

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