Tuesday, February 9, 2010

So yesterday I found out that my oldest sister Gabby (which, incidentally, spelled backwards is YB-BAG) called the Columbia County Sheriff's Department and told them to "shut me down." Now, please keep in mind that I have been estranged from and have not spoken to said sister in 6 1/2 years. She has never been to my house. She doesn't even know where it is. I find it almost hilarious that she is so self-absorbed as to think that the sheriff's department would shut me down simply at her request. Well, Yb-BAG, if you are out there somewhere reading this, you are not all that and a bag of chips. The sheriff's department has to have a LEGAL reason to "shut me down", not just a request of a self-centered, egocentric, Muchausen-suffering windbag who has nothing better to do than meddle in the lives of others in a lame attempt to somehow make herself feel better after flunking out of Weight Watchers. Bite me, bitch!